criedwolves:

batched:

why can’t there be a boob transfer system for all women?? like, a girl can be like “I have an F cup and I really want to go down a couple of sizes because my back hurts” and a girl with an A cup could be like “Oh could you transfer some of ur boob tissue to me because I’d like to go up a size” and it would be done

do you have any idea how great that would be

ok but imagine if trans boys could donate their boobs to trans girls

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Anonymous asked:
Like no seriously, you got a reach around from an old man? Nah. You just brag about absolute shit 'I got cum on my spice girls top' no one cares, you narcissistic asshole. It's a shame cause you're actually quite funny when you're not sucking your own dick.

fairytrainer:

if i could suck my own dick do you think i would have time to run an extremely successful blog dedicated to one of the most wonderful people on god’s green earth (me)?

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

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