k1mkardashian:

i feel like this is an america’s next top model challenge

a discussion on sexual orientation
  • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor: *overhears from front of class*
  • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • professor: it should be polyerosy

sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

image

why does the picture make perfect sense

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punkedited:

danny devito 
just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

a-hard-days-write:

take it away penny

I really hope people get this reference

innamorata-dei-tuoi-occhi:

Put your headphones in and enjoy.

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bellamying:

[thinking about lost] oh god…… [thinking about lost some more] oh dear……….. [grabs chest] oo h

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