krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

  1. heyyyyy yall
  2. i’ve been kind of mia other than sporadic tweets but i really wanna share all the cool stuff from this stormchasing/career development when i get back and have time
  3. bhvlfjkdsz

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.
Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
manafromheaven:

rifa:

RAW POTATOES I MEAN WHY HAVE SEX WHEN YOU CAN EAT RAW POTATOES

NOTHING LIKE A RAW POTATO TO KILL YOUR BONER
transparenttown:

http://transparenttown.tumblr.com

owlapin:

owlapin:

owlapin:

MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING

you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and it makes a bibliography page for you im

image

im not even lying im so mad

(via sherlockstilinski)


muslimmilf:

fresh homosexuals landing on planet earth

wildebrams:

if i ignore the time does that mean i won’t turn the age i’m turning in 20 minutes or

i

m

the same

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

(via wherethereislove)